baking homemade movies

first, put some baking powder to your hair
then
bake your face.
bake her face.
bake his-unseen- face.
fake your smile.
whip them in a cliche dialog box.
add some lights.
put on make up
stir in a fastforward motion
then rewind to filter expectations.
edit in 180C oven.

cost: must not be a big production.